Invent a holiday! Explain how and why everyone should celebrate.
I think the world could really benefit from a day devoted to the British comedy troupe Monty Python.
Everyone would have to walk around clapping small pieces of wood together to simulate riding horses.
At lunchtime, every workplace would have a cart go through the hall for, “Bringing out of ye dead.”
Three times during the day, the dialogue between King Arthur and the French soldier would have to be recited in its entirety.
Fighting torsos would be encouraged.
The largest tree in the forest would be cut down with a herring at approximately 2:35 in the morning.
The sillier your walk the better.
Every conversation would end with, “Go away before I taunt you a second time!”
If anyone sees a white rabbit, they must immediately run away screaming, “Run away!”
Anyone in authority would be followed by praise singers and of course “horses”.
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