Daily writing prompt
When is the last time you took a risk? How did it work out?

I risked my life going into my two teenage son’s room alone last week. It started with a desire to find all the missing silverware and dishware that has put us in a situation where we basically have to eat with our hands.

I donned a mask and gloves as I combed through the remnants of ten Christmas’s presents, dirty clothes, and candy wrappers. The boys had clearly marked their territory with a big stay the hell out of my room. I felt something crunch under my foot…my foot..I forgot my shoes, yikes!

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As I stalked my prey, I found forks, plates, and cups in many drawers, under the beds and in the couch cushions. I accidently made a few clean spots, which I was sure would be noticed.

two people wearing simple ghost costumes and sunglasses
Photo by Esma Atak on Pexels.com

As I stealthily exited the room, I saw a big bag of potato chips laying against the wall. The mystery of the missing bag of potato chips could not be solved as well.

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I was fortunate to make it out of the room alive. I knew that I had come as near death as I ever had in my life. I removed the mask and gloves, took the dishes outside to be hosed down and bleached. The operation had been a great success!


14 responses to “The Closest to Death I Ever Came”

  1. what is this😀😀😀😀

    1. My thoughts at the end of the day😂

      1. thank you😀😀😀

  2. Hilarious 😂

    1. It’s a true story though 🙂

    2. Glad you enjoyed Chris!

    1. My late night writings at their finest😂

  3. LOL, I was worried when I saw the photo. What you need to do is sit them down and explain that bc of the downturn in the economy, you can only afford to keep the tidiest one, but that the other needn’t worry bc you have the Army Recruiter coming around to ship them off to Basic Training!

  4. 😂😂😂😂. Ah, not my favorite thing to do. At least a couple times a month I have to do the same exact thing!

    1. I will take this as “marking you safe” today 🙂

      1. It’s dangerous! 😂😉

      2. Go with God my child 🙂

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